CAUGHT ON FILM!
SHOCKING PICTURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST!
BRACE YOURSELF BEFORE LOOKING!
Yesterday, I was getting ready to cook some chicken and shrimps on the grill, and the dawgs started barking, I yelled at them to SHADDUP! NO BARKING! But they kept right on. I walked out to see if they needed a good whoopin, then saw the reason for their excitement. Two cows, a Mamma and a Baby Bull, obviously escapees from somewhere, were in the yard. Some boys on bicycles were there and said the cows were just loose. The boys tied the Mamma to a tree and the Baby Bull stayed pretty close to her. Then the Baby came over and started eating two of my baby coconut trees!! I called the Police to ask who to call about wild cows, and went down there and shooed the Baby Bull away from my my baby trees. Babies Eating Babies! What is the world coming to?
Shoulda had beef instead of chicken!
Two cow posts in a row, whoda ever thunkit?